Admiral Leo. An unidentified spacecraft is closing in on us.
On screen Commander Capricorn. Magnify.
OH NO!!! It's Carl Sagan and his Spaceship of the Imagination!!!!
Astrology... Your future looks............. Gloomy.
Quickly Major Pisces! Fire the Homeopathic Medicine Ray!!!
Direct hit Sir!
Admiral! The Homeopathic Medicine Ray is having absolutely NO measurable effect!
Hmmmmm....
'CLICK'
Incoming missile Sir!!!!
Sergeant Scorpio! Engage the Perpetual Motion Machine Powered Shield!!!!
Sir! There is no power at all coming from the Perpetual Motion Machine!!!
Uh... Okay. Quick! Everyone put on your Magnetic Healing Power Bracelet© before the mis-
BOOOOOM!!!!
MMMMmmmmm...
Crumbly.
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My hero Carl Sagan.
Go watch some Cosmos and fill your brain with awesomeness.
