Monday, December 7, 2009

Tooth Fairy

I know who you are! You're the Magical Tooth Fairy leaving me money under my pillow for the tooth I lotht today!

Awww. Now, go back to sleep little one and wait 'till morning.

Okay Tooth Fairy. You are tho awethome. Thankth.

What an athhole.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Lowly Worm's Surprise


Hey Lowly Worm, I got this for you. It's called a Rubik's Cube. Just use your hands to turn the-

I-I mean... Uh... Oh Jeez.. I Uh...

It's okay. Even though I have no hands I can still do awesome stuff. Watch.




Growing up I loved Richard Scarry's children's books.

-end of line

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Renaissance Festival

'Tis a fine day today archer!

Indeed good knight! Ideal weather for the jousting tournament!

The King and Queen will be-

Hey dudes. You seen any Samurai around here?

Man... what are you doing man?

Just looking for Samurai.

Yeah but this is a RENAISSANCE Festival and you're dressed up like a ninja.

We put a lot of effort into trying to accurately recreate the-

Hold on just a sec.

Kirk to Enterprise.

No sign of Captain Chewbacca or his magical TARDIS.

He might have been bewitched by Optimus Prime. I'll keep you posted.

Kirk out.