Friday, December 2, 2011

Lonely Octopus

I figured I'd start throwing some of my doodle drawings up here every now and then. I tried to paint this with actual watercolors many months back and that ended... poorly. A few days ago, I played some N64 Mario Kart at work with some colleagues, which reminded me of this Lonely Octopus drawing idea and I thought I'd finish it up in Photoshop. -ml

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Red Ninja Brand Climbing Claws


They finally came!














Hmmm...




They are a lot bigger than I thought they would be.




Oh well! Tree, get ready to be climbed...




Ninja style!!!!









The casts can come off in a few months. Try not to get them wet.




Thank you Doctor.




You're welcome.






















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Again, sorry about the huge gap in updates to this blog. My work schedule got insane for a few months. All better now.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Dog Days



Thanks for coming out. The fuse box is around back.





BARK! BARK! BARK





What's wrong? You don't trust dogs? Well don't worry. This is Pepper and he loves people. He would never hurt anyone.





Yeah well... I've heard that before.









No, this was not a one time thing, and of course I'll call you. But right now you gotta leave Baby. Grab some cab fare off my dresser if you need it.

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Sorry for the huge gap in updates. More comics soon! Some actually with ninjas in them!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Advanced Cat Training For Lonely Women






















Form man!























Okay, now speak.



Merrowww Meow hello Meredith meowww!












Meow I rearranged your CD collection meow.



Meow no no no. Let me show you the CORRECT way to fold a fitted sheet meow.



Meow you have to stop all this frivolous spending Meredith and pay down your credit cards meow meow!



UN-FORM MAN!!!!



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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imagination





Admiral Leo. An unidentified spacecraft is closing in on us.





On screen Commander Capricorn. Magnify.





OH NO!!! It's Carl Sagan and his Spaceship of the Imagination!!!!











Astrology... Your future looks............. Gloomy.





Quickly Major Pisces! Fire the Homeopathic Medicine Ray!!!





Direct hit Sir!





Admiral! The Homeopathic Medicine Ray is having absolutely NO measurable effect!





Hmmmmm....





'CLICK'











Incoming missile Sir!!!!





Sergeant Scorpio! Engage the Perpetual Motion Machine Powered Shield!!!!





Sir! There is no power at all coming from the Perpetual Motion Machine!!!





Uh... Okay. Quick! Everyone put on your Magnetic Healing Power Bracelet© before the mis-





BOOOOOM!!!!





MMMMmmmmm...




Crumbly.


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My hero Carl Sagan.

Go watch some Cosmos and fill your brain with awesomeness.