Lowly Worm's Surprise

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOWLY WORM!!!!!!!!!!!




Hey Lowly Worm, I got this for you. It's called a Rubik's Cube. Just use your hands to turn the-




I-I mean... Uh... Oh Jeez.. I Uh...





It's okay. Even though I have no hands I can still do awesome stuff. Watch.









~SLICE~

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOWLY WORM!!!!!!!!!!!





Growing up I loved Richard Scarry's children's books.



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Renaissance Festival

'Tis a fine day today archer!




Indeed good knight! Ideal weather for the jousting tournament!





The King and Queen will be-








Hey dudes. You seen any Samurai around here?




Man... what are you doing man?




Just looking for Samurai.




Yeah but this is a RENAISSANCE Festival and you're dressed up like a ninja.




We put a lot of effort into trying to accurately recreate the-




Hold on just a sec.




Kirk to Enterprise.




No sign of Captain Chewbacca or his magical TARDIS.




He might have been bewitched by Optimus Prime. I'll keep you posted.




Kirk out.

Time Travel

Well Dawkins... I'm all prepared. I'm ready to travel back into time!




I just hope it works. I don't think I can stomach another failure.




When do we start the time jump sequence and how far back in time will I go?




We are scheduled to initiate time jump in 3 minutes and you'll be jumping back in time exactly 2 minutes from initiation so...




So that means... I should be arriving from the future... right about NOW!!!




Stand back!!









POP!









AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!





OH GOD!!!!! OH JESUS!!!!!





AARRGGHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! AHHHH MY EYES!!!!!





IT'S THE WORST PAIN EVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





AARRGGGLGLGLLL!!! PLEASE!!!! HELP ME!!! FOR CHRISTSAKE HEL-





BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!









Wah Wah Wah






Boink!









IT WORKS!!!!!!!






Start the time jump sequence Dawkins!



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Ninja stuff coming back soon. I just like these science guys and wanted to knock out a time travel comic. Hopefully next week I can put up a new one.

Narcolepsy

And now, I'd like to introduce my Friend and Mentor, who also lives with Narcolepsy.



Clap clap clap clap





Uh... well...



That's okay folks because you know-







That's not funny. Narcolepsy is a serious-







What is this crap!? I thought this was supposed to be a webcomic about Ninjas! Where the heck are the Nin-