The year 1977

CCCRRRAAASSHHH!!!!!!



OH MY GOD KIDS!!! I just saw the most AMAZING movie and I'm taking you both to go see it right NOW!!!



FINALLY!! YES!! WE GET TO SEE IT!! THANKS DAD!!!!!!!!!



This movie will blow you out of this GALAXY!!!



It's going to inspire a whole generation to become filmmakers!!!



Here it is!!!!



Get ready to witness Cinematic history boys!

Wait for it........

This is my Dad. My Dad is a Ninja. He is a deadly killing machine. Now he will demonstrate his speed and lethality on these 3 candles.





~shink~













Wow! Fantastic! Thank you Issac for sharing your Father with us today. How about a nice round of applause class.



Clap Clap Clap















Hmm?



AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corn Ninja

A farmer approaches. I'll use my skills in stealth to hide until he passes...





















Not technically a jerky ninja. Just something I thought was funny. I have a few ideas that I want to post that have nothing to do with ninjas. If work doesn't get too insane I'll try to get them up next week.
If you want to see a really funny web comic I suggest Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weiner. For me it's the funniest thing out there and was a huge inspiration to me to get something of my own going.