Sandbox

Here's your sandwiches boys.






How did your Mom get pregnant?




I have no idea...




I'll go ask my Grandma.






Grandma?




How did my Mom get pregnant?




Oh! Well that's a fantastic, magical story. You see...






...and that's how your Mommy got a wittle baby in her tummy.








Hey kid.




Wanna know how your Mom REALLY got pregnant? Listen...








Did you find out?





I'm so confused... I think a stork had sexual intercourse with my Mom.

Ouija board

Click Click Click





Okay, Okay. Enough with all the photos Amanda. Let's play a game!





Let's play, Who's the cutest guy!!!






Oh... Mygawd. Tristan in my Art History class is SO HOT.





This guy Scot in my computer programming class is WAY hot!





You know who is super cute? That guy Chris.





Huh? Chris who?





You know... Chris. The super cool guy who lives on Oak street. Supposed to be the best kisser in the world...





Do you mean that doofus who dresses up like a ninja and lives out of his car? You like that guy???





Hey girls! Let's ask the Ouija board if Amanda is in LOVE with Chris the lame ninja!





Wha... A.. Amanda????

Narcolepsy

And now, I'd like to introduce my Friend and Mentor, who also lives with Narcolepsy.



Clap clap clap clap





Uh... well...



That's okay folks because you know-







That's not funny. Narcolepsy is a serious-







What is this crap!? I thought this was supposed to be a webcomic about Ninjas! Where the heck are the Nin-