Blind Date

Yeah, so mostly assassinations. Some espionage now and then...



Wow! That's amazing!!! What an interesting life you must lead!!!



It's okay. Would you like me to pass you this salt?



Um... okay.









Oh. So... you're also a magician?



Eh... a little bit. I just mess around mostly. A hobby.



Mmm...






Oh Jeez! Do you mind? I have to take this call real quick.



No that's fine. Funny, I didn't even hear it ring.



It's on vibrate.

Corn Ninja

A farmer approaches. I'll use my skills in stealth to hide until he passes...





















Not technically a jerky ninja. Just something I thought was funny. I have a few ideas that I want to post that have nothing to do with ninjas. If work doesn't get too insane I'll try to get them up next week.
If you want to see a really funny web comic I suggest Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weiner. For me it's the funniest thing out there and was a huge inspiration to me to get something of my own going.

Part of the Magic